brooding men who cannot communicate their feelings if their life depended on it are only hot when they're fictional. if i have to deal with one in real life i will curse him and pray for his downfall every night before i go to bed

It's because the writer communicates their feelings for them. If people wanna pull that off in real life they need to hire a guy to walk around behind them narrating.

#can i be the guy#ill narrate SO incorrectly#theyll all learn how to talk for themselves just to shut me up (via @cirrus-grey)

i'm loving the implication that this isn't something they hired you for, but something you'd do as some sort of public service.

Mark Zuckerberg making all of these loud and sudden signals of friendliness to conservatives on culture war issues just in time for Trump to take office and decide whether or not to kill the FTC's anti-trust case against the company is a good reminder that elites will always care about economic issues 1,000 times more than they care about cultural issues. They will accept any cultural politics so long as it doesn't touch their money

inside me there are two lungs. and one liver. one stomach. a few meters of intestine. there's a lot inside me actually

this is the funniest thing i've read all day

Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens

NEVERMIND MY GRANDMA JUST SAID SKILL ISSUE

you grow a beautiful tree and then balk at its fruits?

time loop fans when the loop changes slightly

time loop fans when the loop slightly changes

Playing fire emblem always puts me in a mood to design fantasy classes. So here’s my first idea, a mage jester who rides a magical tiger that can withstand fire.

can we play laptops? in the meadow

from my Emagynaytion and understanding this would be the playing lap tops